From the depths of the darkest, deepest, dreariest, drudgiest jungles of Scottsdale, Arizona, John Kordich emerged from his mother’s womb with one goal in mind: to some day become the world’s leading LARP champion with the ever-so romanticized role of Bigfoot (we would like you to note that it is a proven fact that not only is John big, but he also does, irrefutably, have at least one foot). After trapsing around the United States and finally burrowing into the harsh climates of San Diego, he pursued an undergraduate academic focus in maths, fzx, and pwning noobs (degrees pending). His hobbies include autodidactism, raw and living foods, and being incredibly hairy. His last known whereabouts were descending from Outland; eye witnesses claim to have heard him say: “Oh wow it’s almost leprechaun day!”
- Despite having a gruff exterior, when poked, John Kordich squeals like a schoolgirl.
- It is impossible to shave John Kordich’s massive facial hair with anything short of speciality gundanium scissors, purchaseable only through top-secret deals with the United Earthsphere Alliance.
- John Kordich does not have a favourite colour.
